
A hiss, a wink, a painfully accurate life choice.
This design features a vintage snake illustration paired with the razor-sharp phrase: I like snakes, that’s why I dated so many.
It’s for anyone who’s ever mistaken red flags for confetti — and lived to laugh about it.
Darkly funny and stylishly savage, this piece makes heartbreak look good.
Hang it as a warning, a badge of survival, or just a bit of deliciously bitter décor.